Dear Garbage Man,
I pay my taxes (Federal, State, and Local), and I even pay the extra fee to have garbage service*. Yet you seemingly refuse to take all of my garbage when I put it out. Ok, there was that one time where I put out a ton of boxes that weren’t broken down on the wrong day. I understand why you didn’t take them that time (it was kind of a jerk move, I’ll admit it). And there was that one time where we left the pizza cutter in the box, and mistakenly threw it away. The fact that you took the time to put the pizza cutter in my mailbox so I didn’t think I was losing my mind and pizza cutter was (and still is) much appreciated.
But, what I don’t understand is why you refused to take a single box (1!!) when I put it out on Sunday night. I realize that Wednesday night is the designated cardboard recycling day, but it was one freaking box. WHY? Then I put out a papasan chair frame and you didn’t take it. You’ve taken broken furniture from neighbors, is my broken furniture not good enough for you? Also I’m curious as to why you won’t take my recycling anymore. Am I not allowed to recycle?
Garbage Man, you’re starting to give me a complex. I’m beginning to think my trash is extra smelly, which is why you won’t take all of it at one time. I just want to be able to throw things away and recycle like everyone else. Can we just be friends?
Sincerely,
The girl that just wants to recycle.
*The fact that I have to pay extra for garbage service, and that it’s not tied into my taxes is ridiculous. IMHO.









